Testing my intelligence!

13 January 2014

Hello my lovelies! Today I'm going to be doing something a little bit different; a intelligence test! Feel free to play along at home!
1. You’re in a race and you overtake third place. What position are you in?
A. Second
B. Third
C. Fourth

Well you're overtaking the person in third soo..your now third. Right?

2. If you re-arrange the letters CIFAIPC you will get the name of a kind of what?
A. Country
B. Animal
C. City
D. Ocean
E. River

Okay Jess write the letters in a circle what is it..Pacific? let's go with that. I choose you, D!

3. If you only have one match inside a matchbox and enter a cold, dark  room, in which there’s an oil heater,  an oil lamp and a candle, which do you light first?

The match? because without it you can't light anything else?

4. Which one of these five is least like the other four?
A. Painting
B. Statue
C. Novel
D. Flower
E. Poem

A Flower? Everything else isn't alive?

5. You drive a bus from Cheltenham with 43 people on board. You stop at Cardiff to pick up seven more people and drop off five passengers. At Edinburgh you drop off three passengers and pick up four more and eventually arrive at York 20 hours later. What’s the name of the driver?

I swear I actually started adding all the people before realising that was unnecessary, and that I'm the driver...


6. Complete the sequence:  A, Z, B, Y, C, X, D, W, E . . .?
A. Q
B. H
C. V
D. F

Okay. the first letter, then the last, then the second and then the second to last. OK.
It’s V, but I did just have to go through the whole alphabet the right way round to get that...

7. The day before the day before yesterday is three days after Saturday. What day is it today?
A. Monday
B. Tuesday
C. Wednesday
D. Thursday
E. Friday

Okay too many days O.o Thursday?

8. There are thirty-nine letters in this sentence.
A. True
B. False
C. Impossible to say

I'm too lazy for this, let's just guess and say...A, True?


9. People is to Democracy as Wealthy is to . . .
A. Oligarchy
B. Plutocracy
C. Monarchy

I don't even know what these words mean...A?

10. How might an American translate the phrase ‘H20 autumn’.

Huh?! What kind of question is this?! Okay...H20 is water, I got that. Autumn is fall...WATERFALL! Boom.


Answers!

1. B, Third.

1/1

2. D, Pacific Ocean.

2/2 (I'm feeling smart right now)

3. The match.

Yes! 3/3

4. D, Flower is the only object that isn’t man-made.

Boom! 4/4!

5. Whatever your name is.

Thank you kid in that movie! 5/5!

6. C,  V.

I should bloody hope so with the effort that went into answering the question!

6/6!

7. E, Friday.

Awh! So close 6/7!

8. A, True.

This is real proof laziness works in life...7/8

9. B, Plutocracy.

Awh man :( 7/9

10. Waterfall

Wooo! That gives me 8/10! I'm pretty impressed with my logic skills! Let me know how you did below, or if you didn't play along right now but want to, make a blog post and link it to me in the comments; I'd love to see what you guys get.

Jess
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